Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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