Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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