When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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