i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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