love makes seman taste better
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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