If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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