All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
