my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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