soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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