Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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