Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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