some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
