Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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