yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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