You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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