I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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