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(612): View more from Minnesota

that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch

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(925): View more from California

I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...

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(619): View more from California

no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i dont even know how to be here

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(614): View more from Ohio

she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.

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Just put me in your contacts as coyote

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(856): View more from New Jersey

He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!

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