...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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