Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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