Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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