I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
