try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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