dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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