on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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