i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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