Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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