it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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