So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you win again, gameday.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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