glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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