What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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