I hope mine doesn't look like that
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
