I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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