I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
