Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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