PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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