I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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