i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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