He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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