Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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