Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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