No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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