I don't think brook has ever known best
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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