her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
it's great music for shaving your balls
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
