do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
