Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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