i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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