Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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