wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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