Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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