I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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