I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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